pak guard oh pak guard!

Yuhuu....

ermm,ari ni xmo ckp sal cinta la..nk ckp sal pak guard ke'SAYANG'an! hua3.. [evil face]

citernye cmni..ade la bru2 ni,ak n kwn ak msuk la kmpus pkai jeans n t-shirt..

t-shirt tu mmg la lengan pndek,tp ktorg pakai inner kt dalam..nk kata ketat pn x la,juz nice..

time kitorg msuk tu,xde pape pon..nothing happen..xde spe pn tegur psal pakaian kitorg tu even dh selisih ngn bberapa org pak guard..

nk dijadikan cerita..mse kitorg abes kls,tyme tu kol 6..so,as usual kitorg jln la nk kuar pintu pgar uitm terchenta! (cinta ke??ha3..)

tetiba je ade sorg pakguard yg poyo mnjerit2

"oi2,awk tuh!mai sini kejap!"

kitorg wt derk jela..ingtkn dia pggil spe..

then bru kitorg recognize yg pak guard poyo tu sbenarnya pggil kitorg..

so,kitorg ngn muka selamba pegi la kt pak guard tu..

yela,dh tau diri xde wt salah,wt slumber jela..ye dak??

skali..

pak guard: meh sini awk punya kad matrix

aku: knape? ape slh kitorg??

pak guard: knpe sy pggil td awk x dtg?

aku: mne la sy tau,ingtkn pggil spe

pk guard: knpe awk biadab sngt??

(what??biadab??huh!pns nye rse hati!! sabar jelah!)

aku: ouh,biadab ke?? sory la..xtau pulak ckp cmtu pn biadab(*sory x iklas..dlm hati ttp panass!!*)

pak guard: awk ni student part brpe?

aku: part 2

pak guard: awk pakai inner?awk tau x, peraturan x bnarkn pkai inner?

(kepala hotak hang!! bila penah peraturan uitm ni x bg pakai inner!!)

aku: aik?? slama ni elok je sy pkai,xde pn dlam peraturan xleh pkai cmni

pak guard: mulai skrg dh xleh pkai,sbb pgrah baru xbg

[DAMN!]

pak guard: klo ikotkn hati sy nk saman awk ni

aku: la! sal pulak,sy bknnya tau ade praturan baru lak!

then ketua kpd pak guard pegi kt ktorg..he said:

"xpe la..xyah saman la,sbb dia xtau lg pn.."

mse tu jugak aku rse nk bg penumbuk kt pak guard yg poyo tu!

pstu pak guard poyo tu ckp:

"tu la..encik paggil awk nk bgtau hal ni je.." 

(ha999!! 'ENCIK' kottt..sgt lucu okay! bajet org yg brpangkat tggi!*gelak guling2*)

then ak ckap:

"haa..maaf la ye ENCIKKK.... sy baru tau..." (smbil tahan gelak)

lps tu dgn 'bangga'nya ak n kwn ak blah dr situ..

[malu siottt....sume org tgk!! damn pnye pkgard yg poyo!!] :@

i'll never 4get your POYO face!!

hate u damn much!!

Dipermainkan vs. Mempermainkan

hey,look at the topic..

klo dberi pilihan antara dipermainkan dgn mempermainkan, which 1 will u choose??

mst la mempermainkan kn..

knape??

yela,best ape permainkan perasaan org ni..tp,ada ke yg sanggup dipermainkan??

the answer is.... XDE!!

[sure xde??]

= SURE LAA(kot..)

sronok ke mainkan perasaan org??

=>sronok..sronok gler!! [evil face]

tapi..

kalo dipermainkan pulak,cmne rase?? best x??

=>SAKITTT SANGAT kn... =(

urmm.. camtu la lumrah b'kapel'..ye dak??

ni knape la agaknye cik dynda tetibe je ckp pasal ni kn..?

sbb..dua2 perasaan ni i penah rasa..

penah dipermainkan, n penah mempermainkan..

so,fair n square la kn..

mempermainkan??

uii..jht jgk cik dynda ni kn,penah permainkn perasaan org..

(tp tu dulu la,zmn jahiliah..skg dh jd ank yg baik..ceewah! baik kerr....? baik la jugak..hehe) ;D

in relationship..both feelin' i penah rasa

so,lps ni i hope i xkn rse lg both feelin' tu..

i rse i dh jmpe i pnye 'true love'..

yes,u r! my dear, u r my true love!

even u didn't be my follower at this blog,but i know dat u're my stalker..

yeah,gotcha!

im yours, n u're mine

only mine

4ever

luv u

*malu pulak*

:) ;) ;p

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aLL abOut LovE..

ahem..jom berceritera!!

emm..tetibe rasa nk brcerita ttg gelagat si buah hati..

[proposal of love]

hahax >;)

my classmate a.k.a my dear..

classmate??urmm..lucu kn? tp klo dh jodoh nk wt cmne..xleh lari dh..

dia ni sorg yg agk 'pemalu' la jgk kot..

pemalu ke?? entah la.. ;p

nk dijadikn cerita..kitorg ni wlaupn skelas,tp x penah pn bertegur sapa kt alm nyata..

pelixx x?? urm..very unbelievable.. 

ak knl dia ni pn juz dkt fb..

so,fb la yg merapatkn 'silaturrahim' antara kitorg..hahaha

tp..even kitorg x penah brtegur sapa kt alm nyata,tp dkt alm maya kitorg mcm dh lama knl.. ak pn xtau knpe smakin hari kitorg mcm mkin rapat..ak slalu komen status dia,dia pn slalu komen status ak kt fb..

smpai kwn ak ckp

haa..'ahem2' ngn syida ada skandal!!

so,ak dgn slumber dekk nye jwb..

eh,tlong lah..bila masa pulak aku ada skandal ngn mamat tu??

x masuk akal langsung  bila xde angin xde ribut,tp pokok bergoyang..dh mmg betul pn aku xde pape ngn dia time tu..juz fren okay! [tu pn fren kt fb je]

1 day ak publish status "in a realationship" dkt fb..tetibe tgh mlm tu..

*tutt tutt*

'1 new message receive'

"ishh..sape pulak la yg hntar msg tgh2 mlm buta ni..kaco org tido je!"

so,ak bukak la msg tu..guess who?? tetibe no dia yg terpampang kt skrin fon ak

dia: "syida,ak nk tnye ni,btl ke ko xde balak??"

aku: "xde"

dia: "abes kt fb tu in relationship??"

aku: "owh..sje je suke2.."

dia: "syida,ak ade proposal ni,nk mintak cadangan ko.."

aku: "proposal ape??" [dgn dahi yg brkerut 14(proposal amenda lak mlm2 buta nih!)]

dia: "syida, ak rse ak suka dkt ko,ko suka ak x?? ak nk ko jwb ya or tak je, klo ko x bls ak assume ko x ske.xpe,ak x kisah"

nah! amik ko sbijik syida!

"giler la ini org..tetibe je ckp ske ak..nk jwpn ekspress lak tu.."

at least bg la ak masa smggu ke..sbulan ke..staon ke..utk pk..hoho

[take 5,pk jwpn..hurmm]

aku: "ermm..knpe ko ske ak??"

dia: "sbb ak rse slesa dgn ko.."

[ermm..mcm la bleh caye mamat nih..tp ape salahnye klo try..maen2 je pon..(ckp sorg2)]

soo..sempat la jgk ak deal ngn dia..dia sggup trima syarat2 ak,then ak trima dia as my lover..

(dgn niat jahat ak,nk suka2 je..)

giler x?? [muka jahat]

tp..x sangka lak lps tu.. makin hari ak rase mkin jtuh hati lak kt dia..

mybe ak x silap trima dia as my lover..

hope relationship ak ngn dia will never last 4ever n after.. >;)

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